Your diva's first photoshoot

Beautiful Bastard Baby Photography.

From their first day, they have unique personalities that are not always angelic.

Your Beautiful Bastard is a gorgeous monster, terrible treasure and cute little nightmare. Our shoots capture everything witnessed during our sessions, the sad, the angry and even the odd moments of happiness.

Covering all of Shropshire, Mid Wales, West Midlands and various parts of the UK

FAQs

Is it true I get 2 sessions?

Yes, every booking comes with a second session. Sometimes your Beautiful Bastard is - erm - a Beautiful Bastard. After your first session, your photos will be delivered. You can use your second session for a reshoot if you would like. Most people, however, choose to use the second session after a few months or even a year. Just make sure you use it before their third birthday.

My child is 3 ½ can I still book?

Sorry, if your child is 6 months over three then you’re 6 months too late.

Is Beautiful Bastard just for boys?

No, boys can be just as beautiful as girls; and girls are just as capable of being bastards.

How will my images be delivered?

An online gallery will full resolution downloads.

Do you offer prints?

Yes, you can purchase prints via the online gallery or download them to print them yourself. We can also help arrange any special printing needs you might have.

Do you offer gift cards?

Yes, you can buy gift cards for the full value of a shoot or pay the first £100 or half the amount if you like.

What’s with the name?

I know the customers I love to work with so I created a brand which would only appeal you those people.

If you’re reading this, I’d love to work with you!

Sometimes life just needs a sense of humour.

What are your credentials?

Female Photographer for so long that it makes me feel old to be precise. I was once using film. to take photos of babies.

Mum of two Beautiful Bastard boys. Ages, 11 and 3.

But who you trust to enter your home with your baby warrants more than words on a webpage. Use my contact form and let’s arrange a chat.

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